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Zhirinovsky Turns Perfumer
November 1, Famous perfume companies producing eau-de-Cologne for men may face strong competition. Leader of the Russian liberal democrats and the most extravagant Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky has produced a toilet water with his name on the bottle. The first to test the new eau-de-Cologne in the Moscow shops were primarily those, who share Zhirinovsky’s political views.
However, Zhirinovsky is convinced it is not politics, but the scent of water with his name on it that the Russian men need most of all, for the aroma is full of the man’s best qualities.
“Honesty, openness, justice… attraction! Especially attraction. It must evoke sympathy,” the perfumer of politics says. And his words can be trusted, Zhirinovsky is a famous women expert, and recently an author of “The Sex ABC.”
“Roses, democracy, l’amur. Only l’amur,” he stated during the presentation with his arms round the Italian porno star Cicciolina.
The new toilet water is unlikely to be shown in commercials every 30 minutes like other brands, it simply does not need that. Meanwhile, the country’s main liberal democrat can celebrate his new victory drinking his Zhirinovsky vodka.
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